Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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