Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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