Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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