It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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