You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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