I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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