you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
