So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
she looked like the before picture.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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