how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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