I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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