if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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