The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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