We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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