I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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