Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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