Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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