this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am available for nakedness
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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