i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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