Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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