Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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