Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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