As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
