Tell her she can't have a vagina
is wine microwaveable?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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