SEEEEXXX PLEASE
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
