Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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