I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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