He felt like a one man threesome
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dick very happy bro
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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