Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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