You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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