we have officially lost it.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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