you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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