hell yes lets make some ravioli
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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