i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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