I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
and she was petting her beer can
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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