put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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