hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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