the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize
