the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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