that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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