I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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