I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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