I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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