Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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