Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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