To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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