so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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