she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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