Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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