i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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