If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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